People ask how you doing - I say terrific!
The Greatest, the USA has tapped the Big One!
It so loves money dipped in oil it has surrounded itself with it...
A giant slick that will undoubtedly wrap its way around the East Coast and over to Great Britain.
I mean, it is so fitting that you can't make up a better ending
Of course it will be a bankrupt tar pit eventually but just maybe
They will just turn the country into a sc-fi movie
You know the type with the air a foul everywhere drilling and digging...people live mostly inside...something?
These are people not above starting a war to give nervous people a job.
Hey, I might move to Australia, the beach is OK there...oh yeah...no Ozone...Shit!
OK, I know I'll head to Equador...volcanos...not good....
How about a Greek Island, Nuts, Bankrupt!
Running out of places here, hey maybe they can come up with a boat that can suck up the oil and run forever!!!
Yeah, that's the ticket...
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|


