Poetry

                                             Identity Theft

Get protected
For $19.95 a month
Store your own Nuclear Power
Buy an autographed picture of former President
George W. Bush!
Invest in diamonds for the security of Africa
Buy gold with Gordon Liddy
Read the National Review and touch the mind of Robert Bork
William Bennett, and Lord Moncton (the British Marty Feldman).
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Store your grandmother’s jewelry in a Think Tank
Of Supreme Court Judges
And get a porcelain replica of former Drug Czars and their nephews
Place it on your mantle and burn your furniture
Waiting for the recession to end in your fireplace
Go through these extraordinary times looking at the ashes

for an identity...